Why Do Boys Take So Long To Poop?

Seriously now.  I mean, hot damn!  And they complain how long we take to pee?!  Well, there's more things involved in peeing for us, but that is NOTHING compared to how much longer men take to poop!  There's no mechanics excuses there!  Seriously, why?!  Even when you don't take something to read it will still take just as long so I understand the wanting of reading material, but that still begs the question.... why?  The only time it takes me that long to poop is if I'm sick!!!