Derby Dolls & Sickening

Another tangent to the general theme (perhaps I should think of changing the theme since I'm suddenly getting regular sex from one guy, smoking pot on occasion and only pot, and have run out of money for concerts ;P, perhaps it can just be taken as a sign that the answer to my query is that sex and an MBA are the only good mix. drugs and concerts cost too much and are too much of a distraction but sex, oh glorious sex, is a stress relief, and lets face it, just fucking awesome, you'd have to be crazy to let anything come between you and sex, or gay--there was this one guy Rach and I got drunk and dressed up in sexy lengerie and lit candles and everything for and offered for him to come have a threesome with us and he said he couldn't 'cuz he had court in the morning. Um, gay? We warned him it would be his only chance, that we would never be in that kind of a mood again, and low and behold a week later we got drunk and did it again, and, what is that you ask? Did he come rushing over, tripping all over himself, amazed at his luck that this offer was repeated, crash down our door and take us up on the offer? No. Tired. Gay.) .... okay so that break up of the sentence was way too long, let's just start over:

The best seat to watch a roller derby match from is the middle. It's the best seat to make the fantasy of the Derby Doll one worth watching. Because as Andrew pointed out, c'mon, this is not really a sport. Someone somewhere decided it would be great to watch a bunch of skimpy clothed chicks to skate around and beat each other up and wondered how to make it legitimate and based some random silly rules around that idea. It's all about watching the chicks!

If you look in the program you see that almost all of the girls are pretty hideous and doggish and often times kind of old too :P. However, looking down from a distance where you can't see there faces (this is why the pit is a bad idea) and all you can see is their hot bodies skating around. Of course there's the fat big ones that you could do without but some of these bods are pretty rockin', especially in those outfits, especially with pigtails! As a girl you're thinkin', I'd hit that if I were a guy, and you're appreciating her look and her physique and generally being jelous in an admirative way. If you're a guy you're thinking, g-d that's hot, especially when they turn the track and all I see is a bunch of fine asses in tight shorts and mini skirts skating away from me.

However, I warn you, the hottest ones, just appreciate them from afar and enjoy your fantasy of what you want her to look like, because if you then grab her number and look her up in the program you'll be scarred and your fantasy crushed.

On another note: I ate too much hamburger... I feel kind of ill...