That whole bit about life... Yeah.... :P

Yeah, so, here's the current assessment of how things compute in life with my MBA:

Sex: - for distraction
++ for stress relief and exercise
Drugs: Pot: - makes stupider in large quantities
+ for stress relief in small doses
Alcohol: - makes stupider and can cause accidents, etc.
+ for stress relief
Rock & Roll: - for distraction
- for money consuming
- for time consuming
+ for awesomeness and fun
Friends/Social Life: I haven't had much time for this after this first couple weeks so I really can't say! When I have a spot of free time my friends don't, and when I do they don't! So it's pretty much gone down the tubes.

So what can we take away from this brief analysis?

1) While sex may be a distraction for your work and studies, it is an excellent stress relief which is beneficial to your overall well-being which will help you stay in tip-top shape for school. Allow sex, just make sure you don't overdo it and save some time for studies and hw.

2) Pot and Alcohol are equally good as stress relievers, and if this is your chosen method of stress relief than go for it. Just make sure you don't over do it. Whereas too much sex just steals time, too much pot and alcohol leads to stupidity and potentially severe consequences. So if you're better off to overindulge in sex than in drugs.

3) The negative influences going to concerts has on your ability to function in an MBA definitely seem to outweigh the benefits. Whereas sex and drugs give you positive stress relief and don't require you to go anywhere, it takes much more away from you to go out to a concert and only gives you a good time. While having a good time can arguably relieve stress, I believe the stress of gas, time, and money wasted will overpower the amount of stress relief you were able to obtain from attending. So my conclusion about concert-going is to keep it to a bare minimum, keep it as local as possible, and try to go for the cheapest shows possible. I went to entirely to many concerts at the beginning of this term and it had a negative impact on my grades and increased my stress level. Learn from my mistakes!

4) You will have no time for friends and a social life outside of people within your MBA program. Count your lucky stars if you get to sneak it in every now and then. I'm sure people who live closer to their friends will have more luck than me though ;)P.

And that is all the accounting test-studying avoiding I can do for this evening.

GUTEN NACHT!!!!